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Monday, January 30, 2012

Blossom



Custom order hat. She wanted, and I quote, "A floppy black hat with a giant, big-ass, pink flower. Like shockingly big."
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Monday, January 9, 2012

The Almighty Thor!


This is Thor. He is a Jacob's Sheep. He has four - FOUR - badass horns, and from what I can tell by the pic, some serious laser vision.




My badass sister aquired his soft soft sheepyness, which I then crocheted up into this badass skinny scarf. Check out the color and texture in that thing!


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Who wore it best?


Dapper Horse


 More ties = even more dapperer.



I rub Bacon on everything I own.



R2-D2


BEEP BOOOP BOOOP BOOOOP BEEEP !
(You wish you had an ass like this, bitch)



Me

'Poker Face' has just started for the 4th time this morning. It's only 6:30.


WITH THOR'S LASER EYES I SHALL RULE YOU ALL.
 Or maybe just crochet more scarves.
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